Showed my mom a funny youtube video of some old drunk men.
- Mother: Oh are those your friends?
- Me: No, it's a video from youtube.
- Mother: So why do you have a video of them on your computer then?
I wrote a letter to my French teacher for my mum and now she’s going through it and adding mistakes so it seems like she wrote it.
“It sounds too perfect for me”
(Source: afternoon-naps)
My mother mixes up 'chapstick' and 'chopsticks' all the time
- Me: I can have my chapstick in my coat pocket right?
- Mother: No no no! You can use it to hurt someone!
- Me: How?
- Mother: You know... stabbing them... why do you only have one? What's the use of one stick?
- Me: ... You mean chopsticks.
- Mother: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm so funny.
My mother likes lavender.
- Mother: Look! The neighbours grow lavender too, but it's a lot nicer than our bunch is. We'll have to pick some at night when it's blooming. So no one will see, I mean.
(I’m sorry for the lack of posts and the decline of humour)
My mother on the topic of pursuing boys
- Mother: As soon as one goes on the radar, ATTACK HIM. SURROUND HIM. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
She has like really REALLY bad vision.
- Mother: I can't see.
- Me: You shouldn't be driving.
- Mother: It's okay, just tell me what colour the the street lights are.
My mother has really bad vision.
- Mother: why does everyone look like Kim Kardashian?
- Me: They... don't? They don't even all have dark hair?
- Mother: Okay... Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears.
My mother wants me to have a 'house party'
- Mother: I’m going to your aunt’s. You can stay if you want and have a party. A …house party, okay? You can invite Julianna and Alex and… well that seems like too much already so no more, okay? It will be a nice party in a house.
My mother’s homemade remedy.
Garlic + vodka
This is meant to keep us alive and healthy during the winter. I’m already dreading the following months….
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